fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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