Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If that was your dad, he is hot
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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