i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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