found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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