They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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