Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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