How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Girls should come with a carfax report
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
