2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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