You don't have asthma, your pregnant
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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