Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
