Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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