I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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