Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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