idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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