Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can you bring me the toilet please
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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