Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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