Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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