Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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