I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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