I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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