I want to have your abortion
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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