My nipple is on Facebook.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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