That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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