Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
