Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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