I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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