Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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