Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You can't special order awesome
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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