You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
