Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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