She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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