Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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