just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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