I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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