are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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