Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
