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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.

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Submitted by f_u_rick_scott on Nov 23, 10 at 5:19pm

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- What he said.
  
  Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 24, 10 at 1:36am
  
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  - What said he?
    
    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 24, 10 at 3:45am
    
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This could be about someone's child at the table

Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 6:05pm

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- True. I was like that as a little kid. Never would eat my damn food. Haha
  
  Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 8:52pm
  
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Try not to slam the screen door so hard that it bounces back in your face. Fired.

Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 23, 10 at 4:35pm

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Ah...the notorious boomerang fork.

Submitted by klangford on Nov 23, 10 at 10:54pm

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See that way guy put hands on girls. I don't blame him if he did

Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 23, 10 at 6:10pm

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PMS strikes again.

Submitted by Michguy on Nov 24, 10 at 9:29am

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Tell her she throws like a girl.

Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Nov 23, 10 at 10:57pm

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Win.

Submitted by brand862 on Nov 24, 10 at 4:33pm

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I would to damn boys

Submitted by 2boys on Nov 23, 10 at 4:18pm

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I imagine a lovers' quarrel. I wonuld throw things too if my boyfriend was sitting around texting when I was obviously upset. Large things, like cacti.

Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 4:11pm

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- Would*. Hate myself for that.
  
  Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 4:12pm
  
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  - I often wish we could edit our comments after we've posted. I hate that "ah, damn" moment when I see the error of my ways. But sharing our stupidity is the entire purpose of this site after all.
    
    Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 23, 10 at 4:33pm
    
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    Very true.
    
    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 8:50pm
    
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Submitted by f_u_rick_scott on Nov 23, 10 at 5:19pm

Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 24, 10 at 1:36am

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Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 6:05pm

Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 8:52pm

Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 23, 10 at 4:35pm

Submitted by klangford on Nov 23, 10 at 10:54pm

Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 23, 10 at 6:10pm

Submitted by Michguy on Nov 24, 10 at 9:29am

Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Nov 23, 10 at 10:57pm

Submitted by brand862 on Nov 24, 10 at 4:33pm

Submitted by 2boys on Nov 23, 10 at 4:18pm

Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 4:11pm

Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 4:12pm

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Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 8:50pm

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