At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
