Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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