so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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