how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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