I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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