So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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