what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Life is so much better after having sex.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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