Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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