we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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