what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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