I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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