So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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