I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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